The Mop
By Ronnie Wyatt
After being warned a number of times about taking food and drink into the living room, little Davey flopped on the couch with his big glass of fruit punch. Hearing the door open, he became startled knowing he was in trouble, and accidentally spilled his fruit punch on the floor. After a good scolding he was ordered to clean up the mess himself. Dashing to the back porch to get the mop he suddenly realized it was dark outside! Davey, being very scared of the dark, became apprehensive about reaching out the door for the mop. His mother reminded him Jesus is everywhere–even in the dark. Davey thought for a minute. Then, putting his face to the door, he said, "Jesus, if you're out there, will you hand me the mop?"
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No Room At The Inn
By Ronnie Wyatt
Many years ago, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort – one that did not admit Jews. The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, "Sorry, no room. The hotel is full." The Jewish lady said, "But your sign says that you have vacancies."
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Camping with Uncle Bob
By Ronnie Wyatt
So, you think you’ve had a bad day? Enjoy this letter received from an eight year old son’s camping trip:
Dear Mom and Dad,
Not As Clean As You Think
By Ronnie Wyatt
John the janitor was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
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The Gas Men
By Ronnie Wyatt
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter.
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