The Wife Has a New Tattoo

May 27, 2024 by  
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By Darren Marlar 

My wife was gone for two weeks visiting family and friends – she finally got back home late last night.  We spent the day together today and she told me that she’d brought something back home with her from Kansas City.

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Pilot Brothers

May 16, 2024 by  
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By Ronnie Wyatt 

The Chief of Staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services.  So, he directed that a nearby Air Force base be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited. As he and his staff were standing near a brand new F-15 Fighter, a pair of twin brothers who looked like they had just stepped off a Marine Corps recruiting poster walked up to them.  The Chief of Staff walked up to them, stuck out his hand, and introduced himself.  He looked at the first young man and asked, "Son, what skills can you bring to the Air Force?"

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“Makeover”

May 4, 2024 by  
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By Ronnie Wyatt 

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.  While on the operating table she had a near death experience.  Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?”  God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

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Cat Goes To Heaven

April 24, 2024 by  
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By Ronnie Wyatt 

One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord Himself.  The Lord says to the cat, "I am so glad to have you here, and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know.”  The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor.”  The Lord stops the cat and says, "Say no more”, and a wonderful, fluffy pillow appears.

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An Honest Mistake

April 13, 2024 by  
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By Ronnie Wyatt 

One day, a young man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard.  Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.  Even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection, he decided to do the right thing and stop at the crosswalk. The tailgating woman pounded the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection with him.  Her arms wailing and finger pointing let the young man know just how disgusted she is with him.  In the middle of her ranting, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.  To her surprise the officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.  He handcuffed her and took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell.

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