Piranha Pool
By Ronnie Wyatt
There once was a very rich man that was known for being very eccentric. So, just for kicks he decided to throw a huge party and invite all of his other rich friends. Once they all got there he told them of a challenge that he dared them to fulfill. Taking his guest out to the pool he explained his challenge. They were shocked to see that he had filled his pool with flesh eating piranhas!
It’s Got To Be Love
By Ronnie Wyatt
An older couple regularly attended church. The pastor was much impressed by how harmonious and how in love they seemed. They always held hands all through the service.
Afraid of the Dark
By Ronnie Wyatt
As I look back on my life, I must admit that I have learned some very important things that have altered the way that I think and feel.
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Pushing It Too Far
By Ronnie Wyatt
A duck walks into a restaurant and says, "Got any duck food?" The waiter looks down and says, "No. This is a restaurant. We don’t have any duck food." The duck walks out.
The next day the same duck walks into the restaurant. He asks, "Got any duck food?" The waiter looks down and says, "Hey buddy, are you nuts? I told you yesterday this is a restaurant, we serve people food. We do not have any duck food. Now scram!" The duck leaves.
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Flying Blind
By Ronnie Wyatt
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner were seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they could get under way to their destination. After a long wait, the pilot and co-pilot finally appeared in the rear of the plane. To the passengers’ surprise, they begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle bumping into passengers right and left. The Pilot was using a white can while the co-pilot held tightly to a guide dog. Both had their eyes covered with sunglasses.
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