Camping with Uncle Bob
By Ronnie Wyatt
So, you think you’ve had a bad day? Enjoy this letter received from an eight year old son’s camping trip:
Dear Mom and Dad,
Not As Clean As You Think
By Ronnie Wyatt
John the janitor was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
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The Gas Men
By Ronnie Wyatt
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter.
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Some Folks Are Just Pessimists
By Ronnie Wyatt
Bob was an avid duck hunter that was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck! The first person he wanted to show his amazing new friend to was one of his hunting buddies who was an eternal pessimist. This hunting buddy of his refused to be impressed with anything.
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You Know
By Ronnie Wyatt
A man left his apartment one morning and walked to work through the city streets. As he passed a pet store there was a parrot sitting in the window. To the man’s surprise the parrot yelled out to him, “Hey buddy!”
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