The Provision of God
By Ronnie Wyatt
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "Praise The Lord!" Most people found this inspiring, but there happened to be an atheist that lived next door to her that didn’t like her proclamation of faith at all. Often times, he would respond to her shouts of “Praise The Lord,” with his own shout of, "There is no Lord! There is no God!"
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Get Away From My Deer
By Ronnie Wyatt
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walked down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he found his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.
The Buzzard Bat and Bee
By Ronnie Wyatt
This is so weird! Do you realize that if you put a buzzard in a pen three or four feet square and entirely open at the top, the bird, despite his ability to fly, will be an absolute prisoner? The reason is that a buzzard always begins a flight from the ground with a running start. If it does not have space to run, as is his habit, he will not even attempt to fly. He will remain a prisoner even though freedom is available above him!
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Bad Decisions
By Ronnie Wyatt
Three new freshmen were being recruited by a fraternity at a well known college. The freshmen wanted to join the fraternity, but were afraid of the initiation process. They were assured that it would not be too difficult, so they agreed to be initiated.
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A Swing and A Miss
By Ronnie Wyatt
Standing in his backyard, little Joey threw the ball up in the air and said, “I am the greatest hitter in the world!” With that announcement, he swung his bat completely missing the ball. Picking it up, he continued with his game. Throwing the ball in the air, he exclaimed, “I am the greatest hitter in the world!” Again, he missed the ball. Once again, he tossed the ball in the air making his proclamation, “I am the greatest hitter in the world!” For the third time, he missed the ball.
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