How NOT to Score Points with Your Sweetheart

By Cynthia Ruchti –

• Justify giving her new windshield wipers for your anniversary as an expression of your concern for her safety.
• Give your wife a lovely recipe box…full of your mother’s recipes. Read more

Goofy Birds!

By Robin J. Steinweg –

Goofy birds are at it again! Can’t they find a safer spot for a nest? Read more

Articles I Can Skip

By Cynthia Ruchti –

Do you read every word of every magazine you pick up? I didn’t think so. Unless you are my sister, Carol, you skip most of the ad copy, articles with limp titles, and articles with too many words and too little white space. Read more

Distance Tuning

By Robin Steinweg –

“It’s still flat. Keep tightening it. Too low, keep going, getting better, almost there—there! Nope, you over-shot it. Loosen it a little, just a twadge. Oops. It’s okay, just tighten it a hair. Good! Now the next one.” Read more

A Fleeting Thought

By Cynthia Ruchti –

I can’t blame it on advancing years. I’ve had these fleeting thoughts since childhood. An occasional bizarre thought that flits through my mind in a nanosecond. It’s usually another two or three nanos before I realize, “Well, that was dumb,” or “I’d have more signs than this if I were insane, right?” Read more

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