Sorry, Wrong Number
February 23, 2019 by Emily Chase
Filed under Humor, Stories
By Emily Parke Chase –
“Not again!”
The error message blinks on my screen like an avenging warrior. For the third day in a row, I am unable to connect to our internet service provider. Read more
Subbing’s Not for Sissies
February 8, 2019 by Emily Chase
Filed under Humor, Stories
By Emily Parke Chase –
“Oh, why didn’t I listen to my teachers? Why didn’t I pay attention to those who gave me instruction?” Proverbs 5:13 (NLT)
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Recline in Peace
January 22, 2019 by Emily Chase
Filed under Humor, Stories
By Emily Chase
Crack!
My husband plunks down on our recliner and breaks the mechanism. The chair now has a severe cant to one side. After years of warning our children not to abuse the chair, my husband has broken it himself.
“Don’t worry, Gene,” I assure him. “The chair came with a lifetime warranty.”