Command Performance
February 3, 2026 by Emily Chase
Filed under Humor, Stories
By Emily Parke Chase –
Having dogs was a big part of my childhood. Tara, our sheepdog, for example, followed our family to church one Sunday, jumped in the sanctuary window and then trotted down the aisle searching for my father who was also the pastor of the church. Read more
The 5-Minute Rule
December 24, 2025 by Emily Chase
Filed under Humor, Stories
By Emily Parke Chase –
My husband, with a professional math journal propped on his lap, falls sound asleep in the recliner after dinner. When he awakes two hours later, I am finishing my work in the kitchen and heading to bed myself. We climb into bed and read for a few minutes before turning off the light. Read more
Sorry, Wrong Number
October 6, 2025 by Emily Chase
Filed under Humor, Stories
By Emily Parke Chase –
“Not again!”
The error message blinks on my screen like an avenging warrior. For the third day in a row, I am unable to connect to our internet service provider. Read more
Subbing’s Not for Sissies
August 4, 2025 by Emily Chase
Filed under Humor, Stories
By Emily Parke Chase –
“Oh, why didn’t I listen to my teachers? Why didn’t I pay attention to those who gave me instruction?” Proverbs 5:13 (NLT)
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Recline in Peace
May 22, 2025 by Emily Chase
Filed under Humor, Stories
By Emily Chase
Crack!
My husband plunks down on our recliner and breaks the mechanism. The chair now has a severe cant to one side. After years of warning our children not to abuse the chair, my husband has broken it himself.
“Don’t worry, Gene,” I assure him. “The chair came with a lifetime warranty.”

