Where’s it Hiding?

March 21, 2022 by  
Filed under Humor, Stories

By Kim Stokely –

“Mom!” My son cried from the kitchen. “Where’s the parmesan cheese?”

“Top shelf of the refrigerator,” I yelled back from the basement. Where it always is, I thought.

“It’s not there.” His voice sounded mournful. Like someone had killed his dog.

I trudged upstairs to find him staring into the open fridge, dejected. At first glance, I didn’t see the missing jar of grated parmesan cheese either, but then, feeling like Gandalf, I moved a gallon of milk and it appeared. “Voila!” I exclaimed as I handed it to my son. “Don’t say I never gave you anything.”

I like when things that are missing are so easily found.

I’ve come to believe, however, that there’s a black hole in my house sucking in odd socks and lip balm. I don’t know where they get sent, perhaps some distant planet where alien beings only have one foot and dreadfully cold, dry air. It’s amazing how quickly those items disappear from my house. I’m thinking of calling NASA in to investigate.

Some things you misplace and you know they’ll turn up eventually on their own. Things like car keys and cell phones. I’m convinced they roam the house like cats only to reappear when it suits them or they need to be recharged.

Lately, however, I’ve been losing weird things. Like spaghetti squash.

I mean really, how does one lose a spaghetti squash? I remember buying it at the store, but for the life of me, I can’t find it in my car or in the house. Unfortunately, I’m sure in another week, the smell of rotting pulp will lead me to the missing gourd.

In Psalm 139, David tells us that there is never a time we are out of God’s sight. He doesn’t misplace us on some cosmic counter in heaven. We can’t be lost amid a pile of clutter. Even if we want to disappear, there is nowhere we can hide. “If I go up to the heavens, you are there; if I make my bed in the depths, you are there” (Psalm 139:8 NIV). My husband, a former Navy submariner, took great comfort in knowing that even though he was on the bottom of the ocean, God could still see and protect him.

It’s a blessing to me as well, to know that I am never out of God’s sight. At least somebody knows where I am, because most days, I’d lose my head if it wasn’t attached.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to sniff around my house to try and find that missing squash.

About Kim Stokely

Kim Stokely has toured throughout the country in a one-person musical about women in the Bible. She lives in Nebraska with her husband and a variety of creatures including: two teenagers, two dogs, a parakeet and a legless lizard. Her stories have been printed in Chicken Soup for the Soul, Vista, and Writers’ Journal and she invites you to visit her website @ www.kimstokely.com to read her award winning short story, Bingo.
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4 Responses to “Where’s it Hiding?”
  1. Julie S says:

    If you’re like me, you did buy that spaghetti squash, you just didn’t get all your bags from the rounds at Walmart. Happened to me last week and the week before. Then Riley wants to know where his double noodle soup is and I know I bought it, but can’t find it anywhere. I check my receipt & I did buy it. A week later, I realize I can’t find the shower mirror I just bought & again, there it is on the receipt. So I call Walmart, yes, the double noodle soup was accounted for and turned in by the cashier. My shower mirror probably went home with the person behind me in line. They were good about both situations though. Makes me feel like I’ve lost even more marbles. Thankfully, I have friends who love me anyway.

  2. Kim says:

    I never did find it, so I’m guessing I left it in the cart or maybe, like you said, at the check-out. I’m glad I’m not the only one!

  3. Mary Jo says:

    Like a breath of fresh air, your article helps put “losing ___” in perspective. Of course, I’d like to lose 10 pounds, but am much more likely to lose my cell phone or gloves.

    Thank for the gentle laughter this grey day in Nebraska.

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